that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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