You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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