i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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