im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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