I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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