gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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