i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You were trust falling into bushes
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
