You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She just used a chaser for red wine.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
