Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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