I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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