found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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