i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Randomize
