I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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