brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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