doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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