All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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