What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Duck Duck Cougar?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Randomize
