love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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