SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Never underestimate the power of titties
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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