pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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