Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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