So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
