Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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