I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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