he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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