Sry I called you an 8
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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