tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.