she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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