also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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