my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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