He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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