I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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