Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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