Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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