she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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