After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
only you would photoshop your dick
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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