it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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