my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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