He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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