She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She even gives head with a lisp.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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