Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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