ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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