So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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