so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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