did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
This house was built for laser tag.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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