Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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