White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
