I want to make a zoo with you.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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