What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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