Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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