Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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