4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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